It's a bad economy, we all know that. Jobs are very scarce especially if you are an African American. But there is work if you are willing.
Have you considered becoming a Black conservative?
The pay is great and so are the perks. But you will be required to say some crazy stuff. Like you may be required to talk about how when you fly and are seated near someone who looks all kinds of Muslim-ie how they scare the bejeezus out of you.
Also you will be required to defend the crazy racist stuff that White conservatives say. That's a given.
If you are willing the sky is the limit for you. Just ask Black conservative Juan Williams who talked about his fear of Muslim looking people on Fox (cough) News the other day. Of course those lefty crazies at National Public Radio, with whom Williams was employed as a news analyst, fired him because of those remarks. But who cares because on the same day that he was fired he got a big attaboy from Fox when they signed him to a multi-year deal reportedly worth a little over 2 million dollars. Not too shabby for a days work, right?
If you are so inclined just listen to a few Rush Limbaugh shows, a couple of Glenn Beck shows and at least one Bill O'Reilly show then take a glance at Michelle Malkin's blog and you're ready! Just put on your best business attire and head over to Fox (cough) News and tell them that you are ready to be a resident Black conservative. And wham, you're in!
Anyway, somebody's got to do it so why not you!
Oh and you'll have to just hold your tongue when the Tea Partiers start uncontrollably spouting the N word.
