I hate using cash. I hate using it because it stinks! Whenever I open my wallet I am met with pure funk if I have paper money in it. What's up with that?So I'm wondering why U.S. currency smells so badly. I've heard that most money in this country has traces of cocaine on it. Could that be it? Does cocaine stink? Or do they mix cocaine with stuff that stinks?
What else would cause money to stink so badly? I really can't think of anything other than drugs, can you? Anyway, the U.S. Treasury needs to find some stink-proof paper to make money from and I hope they do it soon!
