Ingredients
34, 400, 000 gallons sweet crude oil
820,000 gallons Corexit 9500 dispersant
several thousand tons of gulf shrimp
a few hundred sea birds
marsh grass to taste
salt water
Directions
mix well
allow this mixture to simmer under the spring sun for several weeks
To Serve
fill soup bowls to rim
serve lukewarm to British Petroleum executives and politicians
5 comments:
now you know that you are wrong for this post. i shouldn't be laughing cause i am near the gulf coast and i need my fresh water and food. but this post was extremely funny.
i hear the spill is headed towards florida, so i have to believe BP will get on the job and handle their business.
especially since in the overall scheme of things florida is a more important state.
*shrugs*
All that oil would make a terrible roux.
But wouldn't this be called a "Gumbo"?
@Don
Sometimes one has to laugh to keep from crying. This disaster is really getting to me so I thought a little sarcasm was appropriate.
@UBJ
I think calling it gumbo might give the impression that it is tasty.
Amazing that this started in April and we are still talking about it?? Re-dam-diculous!!!
@CO
And it gets worse everyday. I just hope we aren't still talking about the oil still leaking in August.
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